Welcome, You Magnificent Asshole — UBigAsshole.com
This is not just a destination.
This is an elite clubhouse for world-class pains in the ass:
the global hall-of-famers of chaos clicking,
button-mashers, late-night reload gremlins, and certified digital degenerates.
Welcome, Asshole.
Yes, you.
You made it — and not everyone does.
Around here, being an asshole is a compliment —
a badge of honor, a mark of personality, a sign you might just be
a little smarter and funnier than the average internet pedestrian.
So kick back, refresh a few times, bookmark this place,
make sure you visit regularly,
and remember: the system has already logged your arrival with love.
World Class Asshole
Certified Pain-In-The-Ass
Honorary Menace
Refresh Warrior
International Offender
Merch & mischief (maybe)
Rumor has it that UBigAsshole merch may appear:
hoodies, stickers, mugs, maybe even a “World Class Asshole” club card
for your wallet.
If you’ve got ideas, want to show interest, or just feel like
being an overachieving asshole, reach out to: CrazyZeeke@Gmail.Com
Questions, suggestions, designs, complaints —
dump it all there. Assholes with initiative are always welcome.
What this page does right now
Right now, this page has one job: greet you properly
and log your presence through logger.php.
You don’t have to do anything special. Just showing up is enough.
Existing here already qualifies you for asshole status — and we are
absolutely keeping receipts.